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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:07
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?
No go.
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
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Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
What will the legacy of Jimmy Carter be in light of his death today at 100?